Saturday 19 December 2009

THE ELECTION

Remember that it is coming SOOOONNNN.

The snooze papers would have screamed violently if any other government had stalled so long.

So the silence is golden.

Delicious.

Deliberate.

Every one is a traitor.

Every replacement and rotten borrowed rat candidate is enemy.

Apply the Rigorous Voting Method in all and every occasion.


Guidelines.
1. Do vote for your mates
2. Do vote for anyone seeking to smash oligarchic and NaZoviet power structures extant or proposed
3. Do vote for someone that you can physically walk round to and punch on the nose.
4. Do vote for anyone who is not a psychopath
5. Do put yourself up for election
6. Do promote a message of hope and reality
7. Do tell your potential constituents that they have the power to turn the lights back on if they start the process with you now
8. Do bring forward the message on strong families, localness, small state government and world unity from the individual up not the other way round.

1. Do not vote for anyone who has not lived in your constituency.
2. Do not vote for anyone who will move out of your constituency.
3. Do not vote for anyone with more than one residence.
4. Do not vote for anyone without full command of the Queen’s English
5. Do not vote for anyone with any other income other than MPs salary.
6. Do not vote for any dual national
7. Do not vote for anyone living in a gated community.
8. Do not vote for any known Swiss Bank Account holders

Some special conditions
1. When your candidate is returned successfully, make sure their staffers have passed the above conditions as well. No more small family businesses allowed on MPs expenses etc.

Heads up.

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